Muzaffarnagar Diaries

Away from my blog, I had the best of experiences and the best collection of jokes last month in Mzz. I will start with the jokes:

Pujari ko loose motion ho gaye.
Medicine lete samay usne doctor se poochha: Any precautions?
Doctor: Shankh zor se mat bajana.


Ek angrez ne India ka masaledaar dinner liya.
Agle din toilet se nikalte hi bola: Ab samjha Indians kyun pani se dhote hain, tissue paper to bechara aag pakad leta.

Pota: Bachcha kaise paida hota?
Dadaji: Aasman se pari ati hai or maa ke pet me rakh deti hai.
Pota: Wo suhagraat vala system khatm ho gaya kya?

Queen Elizabeth & Santa were visiting Royal Stables.
A horse farted very loudly.
Queen (Embarrassed): I am so sorry.
Santa: It’s ok. I thought it was the horse.

Old age is…when wife says: Let’s go upstairs and make love.
And husband sadly says: Decide on one thing…I can’t do both.

Enough for today, will share my experiences in the next blog, and I assure you that the experiences are better than the jokes.

P.S. Leaving for Ashram tomorrow for Navratri Poojas.

Love
Jai Gurudev
Ankur